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The New York Jets opted to wear an all-black throwback uniform for Thursday night's game against the Houston Texans, prompting a clever one-line from Amazon Prime Video commentator Al Michaels on ...

I’d been told that he would use the old Reagan line that Saturday night ... have been describing Trump as exhausted, based on one second-hand quote, but he didn’t look tired to me at all.