Gift Letters | Birthday Anniversary Apology | Lagos, Nigeria. on Instagram: "Ah, got it! Let’s add a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor to the steps for writing a breakup letter: 1. Put on your imaginary crown and grab your quill pen. . . 2. Choose the Worst Time and Place: Why break up in person when you can do it via a delivery man . . 3. Begin with False Hope: Start the letter with a hopeful tone, like, “I’m sure you’ll find someone as amazing as me someday...but it won’t be me.” .. . . . 4. Throw